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WE'VE LEARNED.....
1. How to survive a plane crash.
2. How to perform CPR.
3. How NOT to perform CPR.
4. How to run like mad from_________(<-- insert random horror here).
5. How to sew up someone's back.
6. How to hunt boar.
7. How to use a transceiver.
8. How to use a gun. :D
9. How to see dead people.
10. How to fall in love.
11. How to come up with 4,815,162,342 nicknames for any given person.
12. How to garden.
13. How to go on a hike.
14. How to get yourself committed to the psychiatric ward (remember Lenny).
15. How to rob a bank.
16. How to run from the law.
17. How to snort heroin. :D
18. That Jate IS fate! (I'm completely serious)
19. That Austrailians don't like peanut butter (unless you're Claire).
20. How to dig out an underground hatch.
21. How to get yourself killed.
22. How to curse yourself.
23. How to be the person everyone loves to hate.
24. How to be trigger happy.
25. How to ensure that you need glasses.
26. How to be a leader.
27. How to be EXTREMELY sarcastic.
28. How to dig someone out of a cave in.
29. That eucalyptus leaves can be used in the abscense of asthma medication.
30. How to play golf.
31. How to torture someone.
32. How to track ______ (<-- insert person/animal here)
33. How to speak a bit of French.
34. That there are ALWAYS creepy dudes in the bushes.
35. How to reveal Southern pervert stalkers in the bushes.
36. How to drug someone so they hallucinate and see their sibling die.
37. How to drug someone into getting some much needed sleep.
38. How to get an old, crappy 80's song stuck in your head (make your own kind of music....).
39. How to perform surgeries with very limited supplies.
40. How to make an unhealthy obsession.
41. How play a guitar.
42. How to use a junky 80's computer.
43. That letting people go ISN'T always a bad thing.
44. That you should NEVER get on an airplane with the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, or 42 in the flight number.
45. Never trust someone who takes 400 knives on an airplane.
46. How to treat _______ (<-- insert medical problem here).
47. Trust no one!
48. Next time you meet a crazy French chick that's been alone on an island for 16 years, don't tell her where your camp is.
49. How to use a film projector.
50. How to lie well.
51. Don't let Arzt carry dynamite.
52. Iraqui's and Southern perverts don't get along.
53. The living habits of boars.
54. How to fish.
55. How NOT to fish.
56. How to sink.
57. How to climb trees.
58. How to pick up on a little Korean.
59. How to build a raft.
60. How to kidnap someone.
61. How to sell out your friends to get your son back.
62. How to kill an innocent person.
63. How to hate someone.
64. How to kiss someone.
65. How to steal.
66. How to become a one hit wonder.
67. How to stay clean on a desert island.
68. How to make an SOS signal.
69. How to smuggle drugs out of the country.
70. How to con someone.
71. What a long con is.
72. What passion fruit and guava seeds look like.
73. That if you want to have a good marriage you shouldn't be a workaholic.
74. Being an alcoholic is BAD!
75. That when you're being held captive by crazy island natives, don't do something to piss them off or you'll get shocked.
76. That a smart blonde must be evil.
77. That the LOST writers are sadistic little buggers...
78. That everyone on LOST is very well-read.
79. That Sayid really likes black tank-tops.
80. That somehow, everyone who is screwed up ends up on an island in the middle of the Pacific.
81. How to be eternally confused after watching a 42 minute show.
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